Things Tjeezers Said

Speaking is silver. Silence is Gold.


  • Ohhh serious? If I send her one more visitor she books herself into a mental clinic.
  • Nice to meet you too, I think we are done here.
  • Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
  • Can someone shoot her makeup artist and give me a new monitor.
  • No no, you dont tell him you answer it in private its public info on your profile to begin with!
  • Hello Glovo, my food was cold. Yes, we do have a microwave..wait..but what ?
  • Can someone deactivate his access cards, he is not vaccinated!
  • My grumpy boss told me to have a good day. So I left and went on my way to home.
  • Can you please enjoy the sound of my sillence. You hear without listening!!!
  • If you’re gonna play the game, boy, you gotta learn to play it right.
  • You don’t like to show your feet for free? Put on a PAIR OF SOCKS!!! Think Smart!
  • I don’t think you are stupid. You just have bad luck when thinking.
  • Sure he’s a cat, I am one too. Moves hand and slides coffee cup of desk!
  • I remind his face, I know his voice, but what did we call him again?
  • My job is secure. No one else wants it.
  • Let me wash the stupid right off of you….mmmhh wait its not coming off!
  • Sell crazy somewhere else, plenty of that stocked up behind me.
  • You can’t make somebody love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
  • I’m not very good at advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment, instead?
  • PH Top Searches, Hentai, Romance and Groupsex. Start your own Art Class Group I would say!
  • Let me explain you why I value this cup of coffee more then you wishing me a good morning. I drink facts!
  • No, I am not closing the light cause you lean back with feet on the desk to watch the ceiling and it hurts your eyes.
  • I should be more social on my forum, I should be more social, I should be social, fuck me!
  • I want my traffic back from you, Im taking all my traffic back from you.
  • Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
  • I am not going to do anything for Valentine. Yo Guys, do we have special cam offers for 14 Feb?
  • Sure, 1 shoarma for 80 shackles sounds cheap. Wait what, my bank called me!! Something is wrong.
  • Yes I liked your country a lot. But I will not come again before I winn a lottery, Mister Officer!
  • Explain to me how Blind Traffic needs Audio Footage playing when visiting a site.
  • Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Thursday.
  • No… Blind Traffic is not for visual impared people. Jesus, how long are you working here now?
  • Stop with what you are clicking. That popup is not a fake virus warning… sight… just kill me….
  • Did not know I would say this, but we are making too much sales. Something smells like green.
  • Sure bossman, I will work 2 weeks in the basement so your models do not see my face.
  • Where are the keys.. omg.. My whole day is to shit… arrgg panic… no keys today! Oh i see them.
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